Welcome

So this may work or may not.  I am not sure how often these will get updated.  This is like that one movie you don't know if it’s still in theaters or not.  So you can read it today and roll the dice that it will be there tomorrow.  Or it may not be there.  I make no commitments as to how often or if ever again this will be updated. My hours of operations are diffident then about 92.38  % of people out there.  And there are times when I have something on my mind.  It’s too late to text Amber and the guy next to me at work does not really like me.  So this might be my outlet.  We will see like I said it’s a movie that may or may not be there the next time you go to look for it.  If you get brought up in my blog don't take it personal.  

Things to expect:

1.     Swear words you don't like them don't come back.  I will stay away from the F one unless I am super         pissed off and even that might be edited before you wake up.  

2.     And honest opinion from me.  You may or may not like it; you may or may not agree with it.  I don't care either way.  You are welcome to think different and comment about it. Just don't be an ass hole for the sake of being an ass hole.  I welcome and in fact encourage smart asses but let’s leave them smart and not holes.  I am the only one allowed to be an asshole because that’s what you get for being the writer.  

3.     I am liberal.  I like it. I like gays. I am not gay I like my wife and parts of her body guys can't offer too much to be gay but that does not mean I don't like gays. 

4.     I am not a democrat.  While I side with them most of the time I would not say I am one of them.  I think all politics are crap and needs a reset.  But being liberal I tend to fall on that side. 

5.     I may well should say most likely will talk about work   so I guess I should give you my work history and why and how I ended up here.   That will be part of my first post.  

Things not to expect:

1.     I am not good at spelling and grammar.  I don't care enough some times to fix it.  So if it bugs you then you need to move on to a different blog.  

2.     Chances are you won’t see the same thing twice.  

3.      It won’t always be interesting.  Its won't always be funny.  It won't always be clean.  (I can tell you now when the release EA Sports Collage football I will blog about that)

For now that is all I can say you can expect and not expect.  I may add to this list or may not.  We will see.  So I guess lets jump into my post.  

I really started working a real job with Office Depot and did that for a long time.  I meet one of my best friends there.  Chad and still in contact with him.  He left for another company and asked me to come along a little while afterwards.  I was not enjoying my time at Depot anymore so I decided to take a pay cut and be happy rather then make decent money doing something I did not like anymore at Depot. So I went to Teleperformance and that was going well until they told me they were going to lay me off. Because they could find someone to do it cheaper in another county.  I thought bull shit I am not making that much.  But they did it anyways so that sucked ass.  I had a pretty cool boss there that said I could do what I want as far as interviews and stuff while still there.  So I went on the hunt for another job.  And that was terrible nothing like getting told 30 times over there was someone else they liked more then you.  And sitting in bed at night after everyone had fallen asleep and almost in tears wondering if you were going to be able to provide for your family anymore.  Like I knew we would never end up out on the street.  I have a great family that would take us in.  I was lucky to marry into a family that is just as kind.  I am sure we had a place to go but still the unknown was awful.  So anyways I was throwing out applications like they were porn flyers in Vegas.  Hoping that some perv would be interested enough in my rack to call me to his room.  The perv being someone who had a job that was not bouncing my tits around and trying to maneuver a thong off while trying to look sex. Turns out that the perv would be England and they actually called me to their room only to find out that they were not interested in my rack.  Was told thanks but no thanks ho!  Feeling dejected beyond belief.  I went back to one of my old pimps and was about ready to offer up service I am good at to get a job.  (I won’t go into detail about what service a prostitute is good at on their knees but I am sure you can imagine)  But anyways as I was in the office of my old pimp ready to throw my pride out the door to get a job she got called out to the warehouse and I left telling her I would be back tomorrow when she had more time.  As I was driving home I got a call from a guy named Bob.  Turns out Bob liked my rack and here I am at England.  If you can picture Napoleon Dynamite you would not be able to tell the difference between him and Bob.  But there really is no one at this company I respect more than Bob.  In my eyes he is a living England legend.  To try and make a long story shorter I ended up on After hours.  This is a breakdown of why I do.  We have over  3000 trks running at any given time.  With 3000 trucks you could imagine the problems we come across at night.  Accidents, Break downs people getting tired and on and on. So it’s my job to manage a crew who manages the 3000 trucks out there.  I can say I really like my job.  Turns out the separation from Depot was good as they closed their doors here in SLC and I have a rewarding job that I really like.  And have met and come across some of the most incredible people I have ever met in my life.  

I wanted to come up with something very funny and good for my first blog but now that its time I am kinda crumbling under pressure.  I suck I don’t blame you if you don't come back.   But that’s my blog for the night.  Comment if you want to.